I should totally update this, the only thing that's really changed are my bangs.
My dearest mother cut them for me, as I felt like they poked my eye out. Now they're too short, even though we only cut a smidge off! Talk about curly hair.
It sort of reminds me of really early Jim Morrison in The Doors. He had that type of 3 stooges bangs to it... My bangs just look very uniform despite being curly.